Cthulhu’s Fab Five Beach Body Tips
It is I, Cthulhu, master of the dark! Trainer to leviathans, winner of the 2019 Monstrous All-Universe Buff Behemoth Killers, Tentacle Category. I’ve got a killer body (TRUST), and if you listen to what I say, you will too.
And if you don’t get that body by summer, it will be all your own fault, and I’ll have to kill you in some dark and terrible way. I kid, I kid.